the road less traveled...




Friday, May 23, 2008

chapter 29: luvingly yours

over the last 8 months, luv fm has been my home away from home. some of the human right issues i've examined include:


-the plight of the mentally ill
-forced marriage
-the sanitation nightmare
-efforts to neutralize the malaria menace
-the cost of education
-the muslim education gap
-unethical journalism
-water shortages


a few of the stories have had an impact. other times, i was simply helping my colleagues feed the beast, and trying to impart some advice about basic reporting skills at the same time. there's been a lot of ups and downs, but mostly, i feel proud of the job i've done, and grateful that i've survived!


but there's also been a lot of time where nothing was happening. ghanaians have a really relaxed attitude towards work, and some days, the agenda didn't extend much beyond lunch. i can't even begin to estimate how many hours i've spend in the yard just bs'ing with my colleagues. the slow pace of work used to really annoy me, but as i look back, those are some of the times i treasure most.


it's a lesson from university all over again. sometimes, you can learn more by about yourself and others over a beer! so, as all outgoing letters from luv end, here's a pictorial ode to some of the great times at work.


luvingly yours,

bren/kwaku

Luv/Nhyira FM reporter Ohemeng Tawiah (right) and his brother.

Luv afternoon talk show host David Akwetey.

Luv presenter and my housemate, Kofi DeAqua with students at his alma mater at the Old Skuuls Reunion.

Luv/Nhyira FM news editor Saeed Ali Yaqub.

Luv sports presenter Frank, often called Frank Riijkard or Senior Letchkov, after the footballers

Jack of all trades Nana Benyin (left) with Nhyira presenter Okukuseku, my first friend in Kumasi.
The techie known only as 'Captain'.

My young protege Muftaw Mohammed with Tris.
Luv sports presenter Della Atiase.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

chapter 28: can't wait to miss ghana

it's weird to be nostalgic for something you've not yet left, but that's the situation i find myself in. here then, a list of the good and the bad.

yay!
-cheap and delicious fried yams, roast plantain, pineapples and mangoes
boooooo!
-every kind of food pounded into unappetizing glutinous goo.

yay!
-friendly strangers who smile and welcome you at every turn.
boooooo!
-aforementioned strangers who become pests by calling you constantly.

yay!
-exotic animals, nice beaches, all very cheap.
boooooo!
-the difficulty of traveling to these locations, and mosquitoes.

yay!
-the heat.
boooooo!
the heat.

yay!
-hot beats and dancing for fun, as opposed to dancing to look cool.
boooooo!
-chicago, celine dion and other mindless pap constantly heard on radio stations.

yay!
-freedom and laissez fair attitude about just about everything.
boooooo!
-litterbugs, traffic, choking pollution, noise pollution.

yay!
-the soothing nightly symphony of crickets and frogs.
boooooo!
-idiot roosters who can't tell time.

yay!
-the acceptance of foreigners.
boooooo!
-routine discrimination against just about every visible or invisible minority.

yay!
the surprising prevalence of cell phones.
boooooo!
the absolutely painful crawl of the internet.

chapter 27: spiritual skulduggery

i've posted often about the alternately bizarre and maddening world of ghanaian spirituality. my biggest pet peeve is so-called men of god who combine christianity with traditional beliefs.

is it a duck or a goose?

to me, combining religious world views always exposes these shysters as shameless opportunists who will turn people's sincere beliefs into a really sleazy religious flea market in order to attract the biggest congregations. this, of course, allows them to drive around in hummers and live in mansions while their 'customers' starve.

correct me if i'm wrong, religious folks, but doesn't it say in the bible that thou shalt not worship false idols? whaddya call invoking black spirits and enlisting the help of fetish priests?

anyway, long story short, a much-hyped battle of so-called religious powers fizzled last week in kumasi when christian pastors failed to show up for an encounter with the well-known fetish priest kwaku bonsam. they claimed they were just as powerful as bonsam, but they chickened out. today, the following pathetic excuses for that turtle show appeared in The Daily Guide. it pretty much sums up why i hate ghana's brand of christian con-artists:

Pastor Mad At Kwaku Bonsam

REV. EBENEZER ADARKWA Yiadom, Founder and Leader of the Ebenezer Miracle Worship Centre at Ahenema Kokoben in Kumasi caused a stir last week when he heaped curses upon curses on people who he claimed were making mockery of him.


He said: “In the name of the God that I serve faithfully, any woman who will tease me that Kwaku Bonsam has defeated me, she and her entire family including her children would suffer all the days of their lives.“Any girl who will tease me about this issue, I swear that poverty will be her portion all the days of her life.“And any boy who will make mockery of me about the Kwaku Bonsam issue will always be a slave and would beg before he gets his daily bread; that boy will never prosper in life,” he told Nkosuo FM.

Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom, had, after boasting on radio that he was more powerful than Kwaku Bonsam, the sensational fetish priest from Akomadan-Afrancho in the Ashanti Region, failed to show up for a spiritual contest between him and the latter.

Kwaku Bonsam, beaming with hopes, however stormed the Jackson Park, venue of the spiritual contest, to show some of his spiritual prowess to the delight of the elated crowd that jammed the place.

Kwaku Bonsam, before performing his wonders, bragged that he was battle-ready to shame Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom and that it was unfortunate that the Man of God could not show up for the contest.

Following this development residents of Kumasi, who phoned into various radio programmes, accused Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom of chickening out.Others went to the extent of openly teasing the Man of God of not wielding spiritual powers from the Omnipotent God as claimed, thus his decision not to meet Kwaku Bonsam face-to-face.

But in a sharp rebuttal, Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom, speaking on Nkosuo FM in Kumasi, emphatically stated that it was untrue that he ran away from Kwaku Bonsam for fear of being disgraced by the fetish priest.He wondered aloud why some people were making mockery of him, especially on radio networks across the city.

Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom who sounded irritated, surprisingly heaped numerous curses on people he claimed were teasing him, to the dismay of thousands of radio listeners in the Garden City.

Touching on events leading up to the no show spiritual contest, the pastor explained that the spiritual contest was originally scheduled for the forecourt of the Ghana Broadcasting Corporation (GBC) in Accra on Thursday, May 15, and not Jackson Park as claimed by Kwaku Bonsam.According to him he was in Kumasi on Thursday morning and went to the Jackson Park around 10:00 am and found the place empty, insisting that he was not afraid of Kwaku Bonsam as being speculated.He continued that he left Kumasi for Accra by air around 2:45 pm that day and that Kwaku Bonsam who monitored his movements for the day, stormed the Jackson Park when he was airborne.

“Immediately I left Kumasi to officially open a branch of my church in Accra, Kwaku Bonsam hurriedly stormed the Jackson Park to brag that he was more powerful than me, which is false.”

Rev. Adarkwa contended that he was more powerful than Kwaku Bonsam and was prepared to meet him anywhere, any time and at any place. “I am ready to face him squarely and I will bring his evil works to an end on that day.“I will command Kwaku Bonsam to fall from his horse; he cannot match me because I serve the living God,” Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom indicated, adding “if he defeats me, go and burn my church”.

Reacting to a question as to whether it was Biblical for a Man of God to engage a fetish priest in a spiritual contest, Rev. Adarkwa-Yiadom said “as David confronted Goliath who was making mockery of the Israelites, God’s chosen people, so I will defeat Kwaku Bonsam to give glory to God”.

From Fred J.A. Ibrahim Jnr., Kumasi

Monday, May 12, 2008

chapter 26: l'horreur d'afrique

i've talked a little about the influence of traditional beliefs in africa, such as witches and wizards, fetish priests etc. i've seen a few bizarre fetish items in kumasi's huge central market like buzzard wings. but nothing approaching what's been happening in the congo. suddenly, i want to get the hell outta dodge: http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1313926,00.html

chapter 25: freelance first

just notched my first ever paid freelance gig. i wrote a short article for an online publication from holland. there's not a lot to it, but still, it's kind of exciting:

http://www.powerofculture.nl/en/current/2008/April/ICACD_culture_development_agenda_Africa+